Joe Scott, I guy I really like on the YouToobs, made a video. I don’t know if you’re family with Joe Scott, but he’s a longform video maker who mainly focuses on scientific topics. He’s got quite the following, about 2.5 million subscribers. Normally, very serious topics. I highly recommend these two, they’re my favorites.
I will tell you a spoiler about how to squeeze a human being through a five inch hole – yeah, uhhh, you don’t live through that. You die pretty much immediately in a highly creative and extremely gross way. You don’t suffer, but the people around you, they need therapy for the rest of forever.
ANYWAY, he recently posted a video that caught my interest:
I was like “We’ll see if we agree on God’s most grotesque creations.” And we definitely agree on some contenders (hi there, freaky giant Peruvian centipede eating a mouse, no thank you!), but sometimes an animal is a thing of nighmares on a one-to-one basis. Like, just that animal, specifically. For example, I recently saw this llama. Now, most llamas are fine, if a little derpy-looking. But this llama… this llama is haunted.
Guys.
That llama, and only that llama, should be top of the list. Do they want everyone in the nursing home to die? Because I would want to die after seeing those peepers ‘n’ teeth. Yikes on bikes, y’all.