{"id":14031,"date":"2022-06-07T13:22:28","date_gmt":"2022-06-07T18:22:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/design-newyork.com.fwtrading.x10host.com\/wp\/?p=14031"},"modified":"2022-06-07T13:22:28","modified_gmt":"2022-06-07T18:22:28","slug":"the-cornucopia-of-internet-has-been-bountiful-this-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/design-newyork.com.fwtrading.x10host.com\/wp\/2022\/06\/07\/the-cornucopia-of-internet-has-been-bountiful-this-year\/","title":{"rendered":"The cornucopia of internet has been bountiful this year."},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Lies! I have been fed lies! I was today years old when I realized quite how jacked up our world maps are. Seriously. You ain’t ready.<\/p>\n

You know how Asia is a billion times bigger than the U.S.? It’s not. Canada’s not that much bigger either. And Antarctica is wee compared to the mammoth island we assumed it was.<\/p>\n

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2.\u00a0 It was also extremely recently when I learned this about eel teeth.<\/p>\n

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I was still recovering from the Alien<\/em> jaws-within-jaws thing some eels are bringing to the horrifying table and then see-through toofers had to show up. It’s too much, eels. Take it down a notch.<\/p>\n

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3. Today is all about education. This is what that container of ice cream is called. Not that I ever thought about it but now I know so that’s cool. I can store that in my mind with “plastic ends of shoelaces are called aglets.”<\/p>\n

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4. One final nugget of knowledge: If I ever go back to Japan, I’m visiting this island.<\/p>\n

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Poison gas AND potential snorkeling? I’m 100% on board.<\/p>\n

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