{"id":5886,"date":"2013-01-21T21:45:42","date_gmt":"2013-01-21T21:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/design-newyork.com.fwtrading.x10host.com\/wp\/?p=5886"},"modified":"2013-01-21T21:45:42","modified_gmt":"2013-01-21T21:45:42","slug":"the-internet-is-a-treasure-trove-of-magic-nsfw-magic-plus-fish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/design-newyork.com.fwtrading.x10host.com\/wp\/2013\/01\/21\/the-internet-is-a-treasure-trove-of-magic-nsfw-magic-plus-fish\/","title":{"rendered":"The internet is a treasure trove of magic. NSFW magic. Plus, fish."},"content":{"rendered":"

1. This story is disgusting and extremely well-written. I laughed. You should read it.<\/p>\n

http:\/\/pamie.com\/2012\/11\/how-i-might-have-just-become-the-newest-urban-legend\/<\/a><\/p>\n

2. There’s a site called Jezebel which talks about the news that most women would find important. Their articles are good, but whoever comes up with their titles makes me especially happy.<\/p>\n

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3. For New Year’s, Cricket went scuba-diving with his sister in Honduras. He took pictures and another guy took pictures and some of them are very nice.<\/p>\n

This is what some of the ocean creatures looked like.<\/p>\n

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And this is what some of the fish looked like.<\/p>\n

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Cricket saw an octopus:<\/p>\n

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Some eels:<\/p>\n

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A sea turtle:<\/p>\n

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A jaunty stripey shrimp:<\/p>\n

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And a stonefish, who can kill you.<\/p>\n

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He also encountered a cute tiny fish that lived in a cute tiny hole in the coral.<\/p>\n

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As well as a cowfish, a favorite of mine.<\/p>\n

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And a flying gurnard! That does not fly. But is still lovely.<\/p>\n

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My favorite was the insane-looking lobster. That’s a lotta colors there, bud. If you went to Brasil’s Carnivale with that costume on, people would tell you to tone it down.<\/p>\n

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1. This story is disgusting and extremely well-written. I laughed. You should read it. http:\/\/pamie.com\/2012\/11\/how-i-might-have-just-become-the-newest-urban-legend\/ 2. There’s a site called Jezebel which talks about the news that most women would find important. Their articles are good, but whoever comes up with their titles makes me especially happy. 3. For New Year’s, Cricket went scuba-diving with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,6,5,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beastiesbeastiesbeasties","category-nature","category-stuff","category-teh-intarwebz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/design-newyork.com.fwtrading.x10host.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/design-newyork.com.fwtrading.x10host.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/design-newyork.com.fwtrading.x10host.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/design-newyork.com.fwtrading.x10host.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/design-newyork.com.fwtrading.x10host.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5886"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/design-newyork.com.fwtrading.x10host.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5910,"href":"https:\/\/design-newyork.com.fwtrading.x10host.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5886\/revisions\/5910"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/design-newyork.com.fwtrading.x10host.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/design-newyork.com.fwtrading.x10host.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/design-newyork.com.fwtrading.x10host.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}