NEVILLE! Oh my gosh, it’s Neville! Neville Longbottom! He just came out of a painting – no one else, just Neville – this is AWESOME! My Neville-saves-the-day dream might actually come true! I need to keep reading – Go Team Neville! Whoo hoo!
Archive for July, 2007
Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows – page 570.
Friday, July 27th, 2007Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows – page 430.
Thursday, July 26th, 2007Okay, now it’s vaguely starting to get interesting, but they’ve only mentioned Neville once for like, two seconds. My Neville-saves-the-day dream is going down the toilet rapidly. But no! I shall continue to hope! Go Team Neville! Longbottom rulez!
Two New York Experiences and a VH1 moment.
Tuesday, July 24th, 20071. I was walking down the street the other day after a rainstorm and it was hot and muggy and oppressive. I saw a white lump sitting in the middle of the sidewalk, like a pile of pizza dough someone had just left there, and people were stepping over it and around it. As I got closer, I realized it was an ancient obese chihuahua that had had quite enough of this hotness, thank you very much, I’ll just lay here on the sidewalk which is wet and therefore cooler and let everyone walk around me. We offer expert sidewalk lifting and leveling for safer walkways today. For quality workmanship and reliable service, trust an experienced concreter adelaide to get the job done right. The owner was sort of trying to get the dog to move (although I think saying, “C’mon, fat ass! Get up!” is not going to have the desired effect, and did I mention the owner was a seventy-year-old woman? Old people using bad language is funny) but the dog wasn’t having none of it, so I took a picture when the flow of people ebbed somewhat and I could get a clear picture.
2. I see many flower shops in my travels around the Isle of Manhattan. However, this other day, I was stopped dead in my tracks by a cactus. No, no, my friends, this was no ordinary cactus. It was a MUTANT HYBRID ALIEN FREAK CACTUS. I asked the flower-shop lady about it. They took one kind of weird-looking cactus and grafted another even weirder-looking cactus to the top of it, so now they are one incredibly-odd looking plant. It was $150, so I didn’t buy it, but I did take pictures of it. Imagine it being as big around and as tall as an average adult’s calf. Big. And weird. Super-weird.
3. I watch a great deal of television (I like it as background for when I’m painting or beading) and I saw a smidgen of “Rock of Love” on VH1 the other day. Short description: Aging rock star looks for skanky woman to love forever out of a pool of about twenty vapid atrocities to choose from. I was okay with this, until Bret Michaels (the aging rock star) was meeting the women for the first time and said, slowly and seriously to the camera:
The heaving, well-implanted breasts caught my eye immediately, and I knew that we were going to have a strong spiritual relationship.
My head jerked up from beading and my jaw fell open. He wasn’t kidding. It was… moronic. And kinda awful. The fake giant silicone makes you… spiritual? Ooh, you’re a deep fella there, aren’t cha? I think I will not watch this show anymore. I do not wish to become enraged and fling a shoe at my beloved television. I see that becoming my future if I watch. So no more watching.
Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows – page 177.
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007So far no mention of Neville Longbottom. I think my theory is not going to come true. But I’m going to keep rooting for him. Go, Team Neville!
Dooce’s dragon photo.
Thursday, July 19th, 2007There is a website/blog/thingie called Dooce, written by a woman called Heather Armstrong. She’s a snarky bright lady and she writes very well, but she takes PICTURES. Not pictures, PICTURES. Sometimes they are so beautiful it pokes you right in the heart (or stomach, they’re really near each other and the photo’s aim is not so good). Here’s one from today:
It’s some kind of blow-up dragon, maybe kids jump in it, I don’t know. I just thought the pointy green spikes and the translucency and the curly tail, oh, such a good picture. I’m sorry, PICTURE.
P.S. Dooce’s website is http://www.dooce.com/
The rules for me. Made by me. For me. Me me me. Also, me.
Monday, July 16th, 2007Did I ever lay out the rules I made for myself for this blog? I made myself rules because I just run HELTER SKELTER without structure, I’m CRAZY like that. Whoo, tippin’ cows and desecratin’ private property! Well, not really, it’s actually because this is a professional as well as personal blog and clients may come here and read things (sorry, boring reason). The rules I made for myself are as follows:
1. No cursing. No “S” word or “F” word or “C” word or other “C” word or “T” word or OTHER “T” word… Anyone who knows me knows how difficult this is for me. I tend to pepper my chat with a healthy dose of filth and debris. But I think keeping it clean is more professional and it definitely doesn’t hurt me, whereas cursing will most likely push some people away, which I don’t want, so this is a compromise I’m willing to make.
2. No sharing super-personal details. I like to share. A lot. The wretched and despised phrase “TMI” was invented just for me. So I’ll just keep the stories as dinnertime-conversation appropriate as possible.
3. No getting all political. I, like everyone, have views and opinions on things. I will not be sharing them here. No opinions on the government or child-rearing or the elderly or healthcare or the Middle East… we will not be discussing those things here. You want that, there are a ton of websites for that.
I hope I can keep my rules. I don’t that’s too hard. I CAN DO THIS.
More Harry Potter posting.
Thursday, July 12th, 2007Oh so frustrating. My co-worker A. is only up to Harry Potter and The Goblet Of Fire, and I just bought this t-shirt:
http://www.threadless.com/product/844/Spoilt
I can’t wear it because of the Harry Potter niblet in the middle area. Argh! I don’t want to ruin the surprise for A., but now I have to wait for him to read TWO MORE BOOKS (and those damn things are tomes, I tell you, they are Stephen King long) before I can wear my shirt. And it’s such a GOOD shirt. Phooey.
Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix Movie.
Thursday, July 12th, 2007I saw Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix last night, and my response is: meh. It was fine. I was heartily irritated by the book when it came out. It was 870 pages and the big whoo-hoo oh-my-god reveal at the end was… When Harry finally faces off with Voldemort, one of them has to die. Um, YEAH, we figured that. This is not news. This is not worth reading 870 pages for. I was extremely crabby about it and I didn’t preorder the next one and was seriously (Siriusly, har har har) considering not reading it. But all my friends rubbed my back and said, “There, there,” and I was soothed and Half-Blood Prince was great and all was right in the world. I didn’t have high hopes for the Order/Phoenix movie. It did the best it could with the crap material it was given. Poopy book ergo poopy movie.
Anyway, one of the big problems is that it is very difficult to shove 870 pages of an all-text-no-pictures book into a two-hour movie. One of my favorite moments to demonstrate this was the oft-discussed Cho Chang and Harry Potter kiss scene. Here’s how it happens: As Christmas nears and everyone gets ready to leave Hogwarts for winter break, Harry walks over to Cho, who’s looking at a picture of Cedric, the boy she was seeing who died. She mentions something about how she misses him, looks tearful, then says, “Is that mistletoe?” and they kiss. This all takes maybe twenty seconds. Wha..?
“I miss my boyfriend, who was killed by- ooh, festive holiday snogging plant!” (Smootch)
See what I mean? And the film is filled with that. Eh, what can you do. Now I’m just waiting for the last book to come out (next week!). I’ll tell you a secret: I really hope Harry Potter isn’t going to defeat Voldemort. I really hope it’s Neville Longbottom. I want the total underdog to come out and rain on Voldemort’s parade. That would be AWESOME. And highly unlikely, but I’m still rooting for Neville.
Planet Earth on the BBC.
Monday, July 9th, 2007Has anyone been watching Planet Earth? Discovery was showing it every fifteen minutes there for a while, and then Animal Planet started showing it. It’s a multi-part series filmed by the BBC and I just bought it for my parents at Costco. I watched some of it on Animal Planet, and it was narrated by Sigourney Weaver, and that was nice, whatever. But on the DVD, it’s narrated by Sir David Attenborough, and WELL, that’s a totally different cup of tea, now ain’t it? Not only does everything sound like Shakespeare, but he talks about glaciers and he pronounces it “glass ears”. What really got me hooked was I was out to dinner with my friend M. and M. said, “Have you seen the bird that has plenty of food and no enemies? Do you know what he does all day? He cleans up the forest floor…and then he dances. FOR NOBODY.” And sure enough, yes, he does.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P85LoHftEKs
I think my favorite part is when he wipes down the branches with a leaf, because, you know, those jungles get so DUSTY. And then he shakes the leaf off a plant and takes the leaf away. Damn leaves! In the jungle! And seriously, the dances the birds of paradise do, I can understand why the female is like, “No, I have to wash my drab plumage tonight. I’m busy.” The males, they try so hard. “Look at my feathery goodness!” They scream at the female. “Do not avoid the feathery goodness! It is iridescent and I look like a Las Vegas showgirl and I am hopping around like I have a thumbtack in my keister! Ahhhhhh!” I too would be a little overwhelmed.
Our journey over the years
Monday, July 9th, 2007Our journey has been intricately tied to our ability to adapt and thrive in the ever-changing SEO landscape. In this post, we’ll share insights, challenges, and triumphs we’ve experienced, offering a unique perspective on the world of search engine optimization.
The Early Days: Understanding SEO Basics
When design-newyork.com first launched, our understanding of SEO was rudimentary at best. We knew keywords mattered and that Google was the primary search engine to focus on, but the depth of our knowledge ended there. Our initial strategy was simple: sprinkle relevant keywords throughout our site and hope for the best. It was a time of trial and error, slowly learning that SEO was much more than keyword stuffing. Today, we approach SEO with a more refined strategy, just like Marketix Digital, focusing on data-driven techniques and continuous optimization to achieve the best results. Thankfully we also found some great SEO services along the way. We also generate AI-driven visuals to help with our campaign.
Adapting to Algorithm Changes
As Google began to roll out algorithm updates, we quickly realized that staying static in our SEO approach was not an option. Each update brought new challenges and learning curves. From Panda to Penguin, and Hummingbird to BERT, we had to continually adapt our content and SEO strategies to meet Google’s standards for quality and relevance. This meant improving our site’s user experience, ensuring mobile responsiveness, and focusing on content quality over quantity.
Embracing Content as King
One of the most significant shifts in our SEO strategy was recognizing the importance of high-quality, engaging content. We moved away from viewing our blog and web pages as mere vessels for keywords, instead focusing on creating valuable resources for our audience. This transition wasn’t easy, requiring investment in skilled writers and content creators, but it paid off. Our site began to gain authority and trust, both from our audience and search engines.
Technical SEO: The Backbone of Our Site
As our content strategy matured, we also delved deeper into technical SEO. This meant optimizing our site’s structure, improving load times, and ensuring that our website was accessible to both users and search engine crawlers. Implementing schema markup, securing our site with HTTPS, and optimizing for voice search became priorities. These technical adjustments were challenging but critical for staying competitive.
The Power of Analytics and Continuous Learning
One of the most valuable tools in our SEO journey has been analytics. By closely monitoring our site’s performance, we’ve been able to make data-driven decisions that significantly impact our visibility and ranking. This ongoing analysis has also taught us the importance of flexibility and continuous learning in SEO.
Looking Ahead: The Future of SEO at design-newyork.com
As we look to the future, we’re excited about the possibilities that AI and machine learning present for SEO. We’re also mindful of the need to stay ethical and user-focused, no matter how sophisticated algorithms become. Our commitment to adapting, learning, and growing with SEO trends will continue to guide us.
Conclusion
Our journey through the world of SEO has been both challenging and rewarding. It has required a willingness to learn, adapt, and sometimes, start from scratch. But the results speak for themselves: design-newyork.com has grown from a fledgling site to a well-respected name in the design industry. We hope our journey inspires other website owners and SEO enthusiasts to embrace change and view SEO as a dynamic and integral part of their online presence.