Why I don’t like Mad Men.

December 4th, 2009

Now, don’t get me wrong. It’s an excellent show, with super-sexy actors wearing great costumes. My problem is is this: First of all, it’s about advertising, and I live the advertising life all the freakin’ time, so it’s mighty depressing to watch a show where so very little has changed since 1960. Hey, treating women and minorities like crap, hooray! The good things never die! The second thing is that it’s so morose. Everybody’s dissatisfied with their lives, and stifled, and bitter, and disappointed. It makes me miserable. I look to my television to do one of two things: educate me (Dirty Jobs, Modern Marvels) or entertain me (House, Scrubs, The Smoking Gun Presents). Mad Men doesn’t really do either. So that’s why I don’t like Mad Men. The end.

Addendum on December 10th: Okay, Season Two is better. It’s growing on me. Less depressing, more dramatic.

One of my weirder pieces. And that’s saying a lot.

December 4th, 2009

Y’all familiar with the concept of photobombs? It’s when you’re taking a nice tasteful picture with your best friend or your Auntie Bernice, and  then some crazy jackass just pops up in your photo, ruining this heartwarming moment. They’re very popular on the internet nowadays.

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Well, I decided, what if monsters photobombed pictures? You know, you pose with your friend and you get ready to take the picture, and then. “blooooorg!” – this thing messes up your nice setup. So I made a painting of what I thought it would look like.

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I don’t often crack up when I look at my own artwork, but for some reason I find this concept hysterical. It might be a sign of my impending plunge into mental illness, but it amuses me no end. I’m working on a second painting right now. We’ll see how it goes.

Utah Baby Names.

December 1st, 2009

I just found a website with all the popular Utah Mormon baby names, and wow. I mean, wow. I had no idea. I mocked Jason Lee for naming his kid Pilot Inspektor, but I should really send him an apology note because some of these names are… definitely a personal choice.

Some of my favorites for boys:

Antrim Zeezrom
Daxson Ekewaka
D’Frank
deRalph
D’Loaf
El Myrrh
Marvelous Man
Shannon doah (dude’s name, just a reminder)
Vernal Independence
Vilar Bodily
Welcome Exile
Zaragrunudgeyon

My picks for the girls:

Abcde (note: that’s the first five letters of the alphabet – as a name)
Apathy
Blessing Ream
Chinchilla Zest
Confederate America
DeFonda Virtue
Desdedididawn
Gneiss
Hereditary
Jennyfivetina
Kaysional Tempest
Nafeteria
Placentia
Trauma Anne

Real names, people. These are real names.

J. Rothman Designs Store.

November 27th, 2009

I finally took the plunge and went live. I got a store out there with things for to buy and whatnot! Now all of the things I’ve been talking about for eons and eons are available. Go. Go now. Oh, and tell all your friends! I work in advertising and word-of-mouth is the way to go. Make me your Facebook status, people!

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And if there’s something you’d like to see me create, you let me know. My friend B. asked me for an lunar moth, and working on that project I learned what kind of brown pens I enjoy using. Always discovering new things. So anyway, email me if there’s something you be wantin’.

jessica at design-newyork dot com

You’re the bestest blog readers I ever had. Sniff. I don’t deserve you.

The balance of life.

November 23rd, 2009

This weekend was full of ups and downs. An up was that I organized my studio (which was in dire need of it, it looked like a hobo had taken up residence there), and I started setting up for Thanksgiving. Want proof? You got it:

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A semi-downer was going to the annual cat show at the Westchester County Center. I was kind of meh. I didn’t really get to interact with many kittehs, and no owners were particularly odd or outrageous. Another semi-downer was working on my pigeon/rat holiday ornament. First of all (and I blame my Jewish heritage for this), I made the ornament really big. If one tries to put it on one of those little half-size holiday trees, it’s going to look mighty silly.  I would love to take a picture of it on a Christmas tree, but I don’t know where there’s one that already set up. So I just took pictures of it around my apartment. And for scale, I tried to take a picture of my hand holding it, which involved me setting up my camera with the timer, sprinting over to the other side of the bed, and waiting for the shot to be taken. There were many failures.

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Finally, I got a decent shot.

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See? A lovely, happy homage to the netherworld characters of my beloved city.

P.S. I also took a picture of the ornament on my doorknob to show how it can be displayed during the rest of the year.

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An observance.

November 19th, 2009

As we all know, the home arts are back in a big way (knitting, anyone?), and that means people are exploring all kinds of previously undiscovered terrain. People often associate crocheting and knitting with blankets and scarves, and cross-stitch with cute little samplers, but I’ve noticed a great many people going beyond that. Here are a few examples I’ve seen lately that I think are beautiful handiwork, or cool concepts, or both.

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The holidays approacheth, and so I present to you… Pigeon and Rat.

November 18th, 2009

I love, NAY, I adore pigeons. My mom always tells people that when I was a child, she would take me to beautiful European cities, like Amsterdam and Rome and London and Brussels, and all I would care about is the pigeons. I realize they have icky bad things that live on them, but I love them nonetheless. Same goes for rats. Every time I’m in a subway, I stare into the tracks hoping to see a wee furry plump rodent. If I do, it officially becomes a good day for me. So, in honor of this affection for my fellow city-dwellers, I am making a tree ornament with a pigeon and rat.

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And the back side of each character has a lovely design that I created incorporating the silhouettes of both the pigeon and rat.

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If you are one of those people who likes alternative ornaments on your tree (yes, you, the one with the hand-blown glass pickle), then this might be right up your alley. And since it is not branded Christmas, this ornament looks just as good hanging on the wall, or off a doorknob year ’round. Now, you’re probably saying, “Where can I purchase this delightful trinket that will surely bring joy to my family for years to come and will most likely become a family heirloom, cherished by my grandchilden long after I have shuffled off this mortal coil?” Well, that’s my next surprise. And on Black Friday, all shall be revealed! (It would be really great if you would visual me swirling a cape dramatically around my head while you read that last line. Thanks so much.)

Remember, nothing says Happy Holidays like vermin!

An artist you should know: Tom Gauld.

November 11th, 2009

I was very sad when Edward Gorey passed away; There was a hole that needed to be filled. He created droll, macabre, witty, dark pen-and-ink drawings and I didn’t know about anyone who did anything similar. Now, I’ve recently discovered Tom Gauld. He’s a illustrator who lives in London and makes weekly drawings for The Guardian. They are droll and macabre and witty and dark pen-and-ink drawings. Don’t get me wrong, the drawings are very different from Gorey’s, but they are alike in all the good ways. Gauld also makes a great many references to literature (Gorey made references to ballet, film, and opera), which makes me happy. Hooray for smart people, and the smart cartoons they read! Here’s a selection of some of my favorite Gauld pieces.

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Tom Gauld has stuff for sale, so you can own an original Gauld! Check out his website: http://www.tomgauld.com/

Links.

November 9th, 2009

http://wedinator.com/

Bad, bad wedding choices. Just really bad. And wrong. Did I mention bad? Although, I must say, I kind of want someone to make me a balloon dress:

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http://ugliesttattoos.com/

More horrendous tattoo choices. Wow.

The healthful benefits of fried food.

November 9th, 2009

As I have mentioned before, I work in Koreatown, which is a wonderful area if you like spicy food with lots of vegetables and rice (which I do). I pass tons of restaurants which show pictures of their food with a lot of comments like this: “Tofu cooked in mineral water to aid digestion” or “Our kimchi has healthful elements to prevent disease”, all of which is fine. Snorth, the other day, told me about this amazing Korean fried chicken place called Bon Chon. So I went to their website.

http://www.bonchon.com/eng/

Okay, fine, you make life-alteringly delicious fried chicken. Why must you repeat that it is healthy and low-calorie? It’s FRIED CHICKEN. Do you remember when KFC had that horrendously written commercial campaign? It was the one where they said, “You know, if you strip the skin and breading off of our fried chicken, it’s really quite healthy,” and America, as a group, was like OH FOR REAL COME ON do not compare your processed fried chicken to a big bowl of dark green arugula and kale PLEASE KTHX. I’m having flashbacks of that with Bon Chon. Also, for engrish, it’s pretty stellar. Here are some quotes about the signature Bon Chon taste secret:

We use only vegetable oils to fry our chicken. Along with our special sauce, this process eliminates oil and water from the chicken so that it can create lean and crispy tastes. (OH FOR REAL COME ON, etc.)
The initial flavor of the fried chicken decelerates as the temperature cools down.
You hand remains almost free form our ingredient sauce.
Your fingers and hands should remain free from its sauce because the sauce and ingredients remain intact with the chicken.